Wednesday, June 18, 2008
preventative measures and unconquerable pleasures
baby got me turned on like a light
Sunday, May 4, 2008
Today I have been stuck on worldly items, and how they relate to the flashy colors and extreme appendages associated with the successful maters in certain populations. In class we discussed the coloration patterns and dancing rituals etc., and in these populations the fitness of an individual increases with increasing "flashiness", so to speak. In human populations, it seems that the most "fit" females seek males with the "flashiest" items. So in a way these goods can be translated into assets that the women are interested in. I do realize that it is not across the board, as unattractive, penniless men often are married and so forth. But as far as the upper echelon of mates go, they usually look for something "flashy" (job status, vehicle, bank statement, etc.). How does this relate to government and capitalism? Well...the flashiest of the flashy objects are generally the most expensive ones. Expense equals greater profit for the government due to the taxes on the expensive item.
So to sum it all up and state it simply:
The government peddles mating success...or at least has a hand in it. Awesome.
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Friday, May 2, 2008
Man they will not quit hitting my main man in the face. I hate the pizza hut pasta commercial. what a gyp. it's not fun to make people feel stupid. they wanted a good restaurant. they got delivery. eh. i'm just saying. it isn't interesting. i also do not like summer ale's. i miss winter beers. i miss the sky i miss the grass and i miss you in between them perfectly relaxed.
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Monday, March 31, 2008
The world works in mysterious ways that science cannot explain.
I now have a place to live in Auburn for the summer. My brother met a wide receiver from Tampa, FL that signed with Auburn this year, and then some guy overheard them and offered them his townhome with an extra bedroom. SCORE. So my dream come true of living with my little brother during college is at least coming through for a little bit. Hell. I even am wearing an Auburn shirt right now. I taught a Biology lab here at Alabama with an Auburn shirt on. I'm so proud of him, and so excited that I get to spend a little time with him...it has been about six going on seven years.